Saturday, December 12, 2009

Tax Jokes and Quotes

Did you know that some tax forms ask you a check box if
They are blind?

Quote: "Two years ago, it was impossible to get through to
the phone to the IRS. Now it is difficult to get through.
That's progress. "
-Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never have time to write to the great
American novel? Do not worry, just go dig out your past tax
returns.

Quote: "The Eiffel Tower is the Empire StateBuilding after
Taxes. "

Under the Freedom of Information, Act, a man with a small
Company sent a request to the IRS to ask whether he had a file
on him. The IRS wrote back: "It is now."

Quote: "It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with
a smile, but normally cash is required. "

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: "Next to shot and missed, nothing is
as satisfying as an income tax refund. "

Q: How do youDrive a CPA insane?

Fill A: Form 1040ez.

Quote: "The public deficit is the difference between the
much money the government spends and the amount they
to collect the nerve. "

Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is
as a mistake, but when you lose a receipt, it is
as tax evasion?

Quote: "For the wages of sin is death, but by the time taxes
be removed, it is only a kind of wearyFeeling. "

Q: How do you humble a person that their wealth is on display?

A: Did they give a complete tax return.

Quote: "Even if you are a form of taxation on the level, you
do not know when it when you by an impostor or a
Martyrs. "

Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?

A: There are a lot of screaming and you end up losing your house.

Quote: "When will we be allowed to the list
Governmentdependent? "

People often say death and taxes are the same, but the
is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never
die.

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